Phoebe as a turtle.
Look its my cat twin hayyyyy.
Elegance.
No caption can convey the essence of that which is me.
Luxuriating. Learn it and learn it well.
Computing ‘n shit.
Mornin’.
Wow. Really? You just gonna put this shit right on your Tumblr? WE ARE THROUGH TAYLOR. We are fucking DONE romantically!
Is that…. is that a BOY CAT?!?!?? Oh my god my life is a lie.
Oh Mr. Chronicfail... you don’t realize, but you just signed your death check. I don’t even know what a death check is. Oh yeah, and you back there, TAYLOR, thanx for letting this asshole manhandle me. You’re dead to me.
Ugh so tired whatever screw you guys good night
It really is tiring being this fucking cute. If your cats need a few pointers, speak with my agent and inquire about my hourly rate.
Guys… I’m tripping balls right now… I don’t even know what’s going on.